Chapter 4

 

The sage

 

I enrol on a course with the melancholy magician on the Chaldean art of raising spirits. In a corner of my bedroom at my parent’s home where I used to live, I construct a  magical temple, with full circle for the summoning of angels and demons. I could evoke into the triangle, but that would not be enough. I need to invoke to the point of becoming properly possessed.

 

I perform conjurations. I discover how to make entrance into the world of spirit. The theory I am learning is not altogether orthodox, if we may speak of orthodoxy in this field. This is a very direct method of magical communication, and dangerous like hang gliding. Mental discipline is in no way called for, all the protection comes from words and symbols, whether written or spoken.

 

My first efforts resulted in the horribly infantile. The conjurations worked, but for a while the only beings  I came across were nasty little devils. They all arrived in pairs. It was like playing with toys. I had regressed to early childhood. The first two were acutely embarrassing little imps who seemed to be made of plasticine and who gave out their names as Wee-wee and Plop-plop. They brought a feeling of acute shame, like that of a child who has messed himself in public. In all my years of occult research I had never heard mention of such lowly and despicable beings.

 

The magician was quite calm when I told him of my experiences. Nothing ever surprised him. Worried by personal problems of his own he clearly had a perfect understanding of spiritual cartography. With all that wisdom why couldn’t he sort himself out? I take it he was born miserable. I know I would never get like that. Just the star under which I was born, I suppose. I put that to him. He told me I should now be able to understand what he had been going through.

 

He was constantly haunted by a pair of female devils that he had conjured up several years ago, succubi, who had given him for a while a considerable measure of enjoyment. As well as sensual pleasure they promised him wealth beyond his wildest imaginings. Now they yelled at him day and night, with vile accusations and unreasonable demands. Something somewhere had gone wrong, and he lost the control he ought to have been able to retain. The slip, he said, was the merest folly on his part, and he had no apprehension that I would repeat it. In the elementary state of my attainments I would not even be exposed to such risks as yet. He advised me just to follow my fancies as they arose in my mind.

 

“Once I was so proud and strong, the most accomplished adept in the satrapy, rich in slaves whom I would whip mercilessly for the slightest disobedience. You can have no understanding of the true joy of slavery, the happiness it could bring to the owner. And we in those days didn’t fully appreciate what we had, we never foresaw a time when it would disappear altogether from the earth. Now I am a poor creature, harassed day and night. Once these emancipated devils were my pets, and they could be very affectionate. Sometimes they still are, but now they constantly strive to subject me to their wills. My life has become an endurance test.”

 

He then quoted me some verses from a long miserable poem by  a poet he used to know.

 

'Slave agree with me!' "Yes, my lord, Yes!'

‘I will love a woman’

‘So love my lord, so love

The man who loves a woman forgets want and misery’

‘No slave I will not love a woman’

‘Love not, my lord, love not,

Woman is snare, a trap, a pitfall.

Woman is a sharpened iron sword

Which will cut a young man’s neck’

 

Not really the wisdom I was seeking, that. So much for the happiness of slavery, I thought. I would follow my own course. I must say all this struck me as rather pathetic. There must be a way of whipping spirits, surely. I suspected he had just grown old and impotent.

 

Ascending through the astral planes I meet all the demons of my own imagination. These were not normal objects,  not the objective thing, but the emotions they may or may not inspire. I am possessed by these in turn. I will not name them all. Most were trivial, and/or tedious. Others were very nasty indeed. They continued to arrive in pairs.

 

One of the worst was Nanquil also known acronymically as Dothod, demon of the horror of death. He really put the wind up me.  All very well to be brave about death but no use at all when confronting this one. Accompanying him was Defoq, the  demon of disgust for queers, very horrible and bigoted.

 

After a month or so, with the manifestation of  the mischievous little fairies, Clitoris and Toothache, at last I felt myself gaining a sense of control. I am on a quest for an alternative  wisdom and an alternative paradise. For the moment I am possessed with this political concern, this need for reform. I am concerned to combat enemies of enlightenment. I need to overcome all this darkness,  this new exaltation of everything I hoped had been defeated. But there are diversions. One day I chance to summon up two northern girls, circa 1960, who are going abroad for the first time. They go to Italy, and moving among the crowds are absolutely thrilled by all the bottom pinching to which they were subject.

 

The magician, preoccupied with his own sexual neurosis, suggests I take a holiday and follow them. So I travel in time to meet the girls. They tell me I have it wrong, that they enjoy the attention, that the Italian men like women,  which is not what they find of the English. They are northern girls, and seem pretty available.

 

I don’t want to be an Italian. I’d much rather be an Englishman disguising himself as an Italian. So I go among the crowd and enjoy myself touching and pinching the culi of the signorinas. I have discovered one form of paradise. I feel I am a barbarian in an advanced civilisation. As when among Germans I do not really want to be German, though I very much enjoy their customs, like their mixed saunas.

 

With the wisdom I have gained I move back a few years, just a few to where I was before I moved forward. I have acquired many new powers. I now feel competent to raise the dead. I ask my Persian to assist in summoning the sprit of the pundit, a sage who had such a strong presence in my early life. This was a man who personally spoke to me at age 14, he comes intensely alive in his writings. We are going to resurrect him.

 

We enter the aristocratic house where his ancestors lived for centuries. I am intimidated by the portraits of snooty women from centuries back, grand ladies who make me feel plebeian. Their faces express disdain and vivacity.

 

The Persian accompanies me to verify my procedures. I perform an act of necromancy. I go to the old chapel in the grounds and stand for half an hour before his tomb repeating the barbarous words of invocation. A swarm of black ravens passes before my eyes. The sage, the enlightener, the pundit, appears before me, not ancient as I remember him from the television, but in the prime of his life. I question him. He was quite a short, slim spirit, dressed in a three piece suit and plagued with what appeared to be terrible halitosis.

 

I speak in the old fashioned language traditionally  used on spirits, but which seem a trifle ridiculous. I ask him for something I can use in my battle against the modern world. He says nothing and shakes his head. I conjure and command him in the name of Asmodeus, Belzebub and the High Lord Satanas.

 

I am stuck blind, I can see nothing. I have in my hands a tape recorder which I switch on. He moves behind me and speaks to me over my left shoulder and I repeat his words into the device. Panicked as I am I cannot afford to lose this chance.

 

I have demanded a new revelation, a message for the age. He delivered me the following revelation. He seemed to have been expecting me. Over my left shoulder he dictated the following treatise.

 

 

TREATISE ON POSSIBILITISM

 

 

 The object of this treatise is to expound the philosophy here described as possibilitism. The term 'possibilitism' derives from the expression 'infinite possibility', which is central to that which is defined as the enlightenment principle.

 The ideas and beliefs which circulate in society can apparently make a difference to the way in which life is experienced. People have all kinds of opinions, felt with all degrees of intensity. Which of these would deserve a leading place in whatever future it is desired to construct? Upon what principles can we justly base any decision? Some of these ideas attract and seem true, while others repel and seem false. How may it be determined that some should have authority and some not, and how are we to make the selection? Perhaps I want to say that the ideas which attract me are rational, and those which repel are not. But if you take the opposite position, on what ground can I oppose you? Whatever criterion is proposed, including those involving the abandonment of reason as a guide, there are alternatives on offer.

 

Reader fear not. I have decided not to give you the whole  of this somewhat turgid and repetitive oration.

 

 

 So the enlightenment principle may be used to support the dissemination of any idea except insofar as it presents a direct threat to itself, that is the defence, upholding and promotion of the understanding of infinite possibility.

 Insofar as we require a firm decision of policy, where the coexistence of incompatibles is not possible, the upholding promotion and defence of the enlightenment principle itself answers to our requirements.

 

Confused as I am by this fold of words and new ideas, I can at least see that he is saying something completely different from what he was famous for. I ask for an explanation, and he gives me what came out as several more pages of comment. Not wanting to read the comment as I’m sure you don’t I will save it for a later insert.

 

Two friends meet up one evening. Don’t think I am without friends. One holds out his finger to the other, ‘sniff that’. He sniffs. “It seems a bit like fireworks”. “It’s Veronica's bum”.

 

 Chapter 5